holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

callmebooker:

Hey everyone so since I’ve finally reached my goal of 600 followers, I said I was going to do my ps4 giveaway and here it is!! First I would like to thank everyone for their support and being so friendly.

I have to give a huge shout out to my girlfriend elizabethcomstalker because I couldn’t have done this or gotten this far without her.

So let’s get to it!

RULES:

-You must be following me as this is a giveaway to my followers. (I will check!)

-The winner will get to choose between the ps4 destiny bundle which I have pre-ordered or the standard black ps4 I have and a choice of ANY game. I will even pre-order a game for the winner.

-I WILL ship internationally.

-I will be using a random generator to select the winner.

-Likes and EACH reblog will add your URL to the draw. But please do not spam. If you were following me before I made this, your URL is automatically added 5 times.

-I will NOT announce the winner, I will inbox the winner and give them 48 hours to respond, if they do not I will proceed to pick another winner using the random generator.

-The items will be used as to I will still use both of them until the giveaway ends so sorry the destiny bundle won’t be brand new.

-If you have any questions you can message me.

ENDS OCTOBER 1ST. (Good luck everyone!)

shanryart:

whY ARE YOU SO HANDSOME HOLY SHIT FUCK

crispystar:

BEWARB OF THE HUNKLE.

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

Robin Williams ( July 21st 1951 - August 11th 2014)

When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
Anonymous

scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head. 

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

photinus:

MAHOU SHOUJO MABEL MAYHEM

fave band: we have an exciting announcement!!!!!
me: STOP WAIT I HAVE NO MONEY PLS

the-jellyfish-princess:

mysliceofhell:

pandicorn-e:

wafflemasteroffandoms:

daws0nanya:

gay-youtubers:

thearmada4231:

Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

my eyeballs are leaking

????

The last one though

The last one.

vinebox:

Moving on up bruh



fuckyourshiit:

grellholmes:

bangarangn1tram:

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAT WAS FANTASTIC

Oh my god

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section ??????????????????

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
 ??????????????????